ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

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whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

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arcticmonkies:

sexting

wannyy:

wannyy:

wannyy:

Seriously Ronnie and Sam’s relationship is everything that’s wrong with the world. It’s literally the definition of hell on earth hahaha HOW can two people be so fucking stupid????

"I’M DONE WITH THIS!!! I’M DONE RONNIE" *Follows him everywhere* Oh mY GOD!!!

"I HATE YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME" *Runs after him* hahahaha fucking stop omg

"I had enough fucking respect for you to cheat on you when you weren’t there!!" Hahahahah you can’t make this shit up

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meladoodle:

apparently in holland they were trying to do the world record for the longest domino chain and then a bird came in an knocked 23,000 of them over… then they shot the bird and got fined because it was an endangered species. if one story has described my life as much as this story has, i’d like to hear it.

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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